Wee Obama

I know this isn't a celebrity's kid, but shit your pants, Sally, it's little Barack!

Fun fact: Obama was born into a family of Kenyan pirates.

Wee Roberts

It's lucky for Emme and Max that Jennifer's giant badonk can balance the weight of several small children.

Wee Jolie

Tired of relying on the media coverage of her kids for cash, Angelina tries just shaking the change out of them.

We Alba

"What the hell are you looking at? Do you see me on a swing here? Are you even pretending to parent?

Jesus Christ, woman. If your tits weren't paying for my diapers, I'd have been in Fresno yesterday."

Wee Simpson-Wentz

Bronx Mowgli is excited about all the extra attention he gets because both of his parents are complete nobodies.

Wee Joan Hart

Melissa teaches us that balancing your child on his testicles is a good way to end a bloodline.

Wee Lee

Little Pilot Inspektor Lee wipes away a tear after realizing that his legal name is fucking Pilot Inspektor.